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:iconbobobedobo:
Gobble Gobble The Dead have Risen! Time to get the mulcher to make a decision.

I dont know why, the dead hath cryed, for the souls of the damned they have petrified.

I never liked it when they moaned, but I will give them my shotgun shells loaned.

I ask one once why it had such a temper, it answered back with a startling whisper.
"Well" it said,with breath so foul, "if you had a demonic spirit in your bowel"

"Then you too would be rather mad, if a stomach of satan was all you had."

After that brief little chat, the zombie walked away with large rubber hat.

Never before had I been so angry, so I made it my liberty to kill his nanny.

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Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree - Martin Luther
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Ahem, please insert, "my" inbetween "with" and "large"

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Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree - Martin Luther
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When you take an apple tree, and you dont eat the apples, its useless.

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Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree - Martin Luther
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Thanks for the fav!

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